3 line resume to Charlie and sons

Dear sir,

It was an absolute pleasure speaking with you today. Thanks for your offer. I would absolutely love to be a part of the marketing team at Charlie and Sons.

As promised, here’s my resume. (Sorry it’s a little short. In fact just 3 lines seemed to suffice.)

I can bullshit like no one’s business. I’m a master. In fact I’m so good at it that I can fake it.

Best regards,
Sameer